You know what time it is. I don’t even need to tell you. Let’s be honest…this is the only cure for ‘a case of the Mondays.’ We were all thinking it and someone had to say it. So it might as well be me. Let’s go.
This is too perfect NOT to be a murse model. Suit is probably from Men’s Wearhouse (cue raspy voice saying ‘You’ll like the way you look, I guarantee it’). Everything is clean and in order. Murse is in perfect Murse Position 1. You can tell the left hand is in the pocket. Someone will have to convince me this isn’t a mannequin at this point. Although not even a mannequin would wear an olive murse. Fact.
Nothing makes that trip to Home Depot quite right without a leather murse being carried in the ‘side saddle’ position. That and some sock-less loafers. And khaki shorts that cause a wedgie. Sir, you are looking in the wrong place. Fuchsia is on the TOP shelf.
The dude with the white murse is bold for sure, especially when he tries to rock the elbow padded jacket/hoodie thingie. I bet his walking buddy with the normal ole backpack is embarrassed for him. Then again, he is wearing a flat cap, so maybe not. All I know is that the dude striding toward them in the khaki suit and red plaid scarf has SWAG. Bryan has a man crush.
Happy Monday everyone! Crush it this week at work or whatever you are doing. Remember: friends don’t let friends carry murses.